sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
The funniest part about this for me is the fact that after I read it the first time I soon after attempted shower sex for my first time and slipped not even a minute into it and busted my ass so bad! 😑😩😂😭
Burkhart had been unable to move his arms or legs since a diving accident four years ago damaged his spinal cord and left him paralyzed. But thanks to a new device that reroutes his brain signals, Burkhart was recently able to lift his hand using his thoughts.
The technology, called Neurobridge, takes electric signals from the brain and sends them directly to the muscles, bypassing the damaged spinal cord.
rolling 29 strains and hash into a giant joint (x)
Holy fuck they were prolly blowedddd as hellll
Best Disney faces
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So. Much. Cutenesssss!
i want u wrapped in my arms…like a burrito…be my baerrito
beez in the trap
"The project, called "The Topography of Tears," captures unique moments in human experience, but there’s also a scientific reason why every tear looks so different. There are three different types of tears: basal (lubricating), reflex (responding to stimuli) and psychic (triggered by emotion). Each type of tear contains different organic substances, and the molecular makeup depends on the causative agent. For instance, emotional tears contain the neurotransmitter leucine enkephalin, a natural painkiller that the body releases to mitigate stress."
I was in tears laughing at this part
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer